my love’s an ice-cold latte
and it’s running down yer shirt.
you took my little heart
and then ya threw it in the dirt!
i won’t go near yer locker
and i cannot wash my hair.
i can’t believe you betrayed me
and filled me with despair!!

i can’t believe – horrible truth about you
because you lied to me.
i am only the girl who was in love with you
but, now you lied!

i have developed frog-eyes
from crying all the time.
i won’t go out and skate with my friends,
i’ll only stay inside.
you ran around, behind my back
with a pretty, blue-eyed girl.
i am so sick of missing you –
i think i’m gonna hurl!!

i can’t believe – horrible truth about you
because you lied to me.
i am only the girl who was in love with you.
but, now you lied!

i can’t believe you lied to me:
i can’t believe you!

(i am only the girl who was in love with you)

i can’t believe – horrible truth about you
because you lied to me
i am only the girl who was in love with you
but, now you lied to me…

[bif:] [sportin’ the "x"s on her hands] self-discipline requires doing
what is necessary, when it should be done,
whether it iz a pleasant task or not. a straight-edge lifestyle is personal choice.
if my coffee consumption ain’t straight-edge enough for you:
then **** me with a double, skim cappuccino!

[bif:] um: hellooooo!! get a ******* hold of yourself!!
no complaining!! are you starving?
no? then let’s have a little perspective, shall we. see a therapist.
switch to decaf. lay off the pills.
try some stretching.
take five.
have a time out.
write it down.
make a painting.
have a hot bath.
quit hanging onto past hurts.
forgive all to get over all and get on with it!
puh-leeeze! develop some humor.
laugh it off.
yuk it up.
don’t be mean.
karma is instant.
there is no coincidence.
live today. try – ok?

[bif:] [crying] ring pa ambulansen.