I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME
AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
SEE HOW THEY RUN LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN
SEE HOW THEY FLY. I´M CRYING

SITTING ON CORNFLAKE WAITING FOR THE VAN TO COME
CORPORATION TEE SHIRT, STUPID BLOODY TUESDAY

MAN, YOU´VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY
YOU LET YOUR FACE GROW LONG

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY´RE THE EGGMEN
I AM THE WALRUS–GOO GOO GOO JOOB

MISTER CITY POLICEMAN SITTING PRETTY LITTLE
P´LICEMAN IN A ROW
SEE HOW THEY FLY LIKE LUCY IN THE SKY
SEE HOW THEY RUN. I´M CRYING. I´M CRYING. I’M CRYING…I’M CRYYYY…

YELLOW MATTER CUSTARD DRIPPING FROM A DEAD DOG´S EYE
CRAB A LOCKER FISHWIFE
PORNOGRAPHIC PRIESTESS

BOY, YOU´VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL
YOU LET YOUR KNICKERS DOWN

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY´RE THE EGGMEN
I AM THE WALRUS–GOO GOO GOO JOOB

SITTING IN AN ENGLISH GARDEN WAITING FOR THE SUN
IF THE SUN DON´T COME YOU GET A TAN
FROM STANDING IN THE ENGLISH RAIN

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY ARE THE EGGMEN
I AM THE WALRUS–GOO GOO GOO JOOB

EXPERT EXPERTS CHOKING SMOKERS
DON´T YOU THINK THE JOKER LAUGHS AT YOU?
SEE HOW THEY SMILE LIKE PIGS IN A STAY
SEE HOW THEY SNIDE
I´M CRYING

SAMOLINA PILCHARD CLIMBIN´UP THE EIFFEL TOWER
ELEMENTARY PENGUIN SINGIN´HIRE KRISHNA
MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM
KICKING EDGAR ALLAN POE

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY ARE THE EGGMEN
I AM TE WALRUS–GOO GOO GOO JOOB