Intro
Yo, this is for all of y’all out there
That ever dealt with somebody
Who be lying, fakin’, cheatin’, stealin’, creepin’, B.S.-in’
I got this thing called the lie detector
Two teaspoons and they’re bound to tell the truth, listen
Verse One
You told me that I was your fantasy, yeah
You said that we would practice monogamy
So I became a freak under the sheets
Put his ass to sleep… creeped into the kitchen
Got the remedy… it’s called the lie detector
Slipped it in his drink… brought it to his bedside
And said, "take a sip of this and don’t think"
Hook One
You won’t believe what happened when he sipped the lie detector
Looked into his eyes, asked him "where you been?"
He said, "it’s no surprise ’cause I’ve been with my x-girl"
"Why ain’t you tell me the truth?"
He said, "you don’t wanna hear the truth"…
Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector
I thought he loved me but he loved her
So I’m kinda glad he took the lie detector
Now I know the truth, so you can get the boot
Beenie Man Chorus
Man, God of to, God of to, God of to go
Come and tie up you, tie up you, tie up you tongue
Else, head ago, head ago, head ago roll
When she finds out you and her friend lie down
Verse Two
She told you, "baby let’s get married"
"I’ll always be faithful so let’s spend eternity"
So he became a freak under the sheets
Put her ass to sleep… creeped into the kitchen
Got the remedy… it’s called the lie detector
Slipped it in her drink… brought it to her bedside
and said, "take a sip of this and don’t think"
Hook Two
You won’t believe what happened when he gave her the lie detector.
Looked at the pager number said "who’s code 69?"
She said, "don’t be surprised ’cause 69’s your best friend"
He looked and swallowed his pride frontin’ like tough guys don’t cry
Sometimes he wish he never gave her a detector
Thought that she loved him… but she loved his best friend
But now he’s kinda glad she took the lie detector
Found out the truth, so he gave her the boot
Beenie Man Rap
Look at all the women in the country
It ain’t my fault if the girls, them want to love me
True me make out of heat
Why the girls them want to look at me
True, me the girls them sugar
The girls them want to taste me
Anyway, my life is sweet, my girl is neat
But out on the street the girls are dropping at my feet
Well my point of view, the way I see it
Without defeat, love your girl, don’t cheat
Bridge
If you got any type of suspicion
Baby, it’s all up to your expectations
Make sure that it’s real communication
The love I have for you is stronger than the foundation
Don’t wanna find yourself askin’, "how did this happen?"
My heart is closed, my love is not open
Friday the 13th, went to the movies
Baby love me up and get grooving, grooving
Hook One
You won’t believe what happened when he sipped the lie detector
Looked into his eyes, asked him "where you been?"
He said, "it’s no surprise ’cause I’ve been with my x-girl"
"Why ain’t you tell me the truth?"
He said, "you don’t wanna hear the truth"…
Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector
I thought he loved me but he loved her
So I’m kinda glad he took the lie detector
Now I know the truth, so you can get the boot
Hook Two
You won’t believe what happened when he gave her the lie detector.
Looked at the pager number said "who’s code 69?"
She said, "don’t be surprised ’cause 69’s your best friend"
He looked and swallowed his pride frontin’ like tough guys don’t cry
Sometimes he wish he never gave her a detector
Thought that she loved him… but she loved his best friend
But now he’s kinda glad she took the lie detector
Found out the truth, so he gave her the boot
Beenie Man Chorus
God of to, God of to, God of to go
Tie up you, tie up you, tie up you tongue
Head ago, head ago, head ago roll
When she finds out you and her friend lie down
God of to, God of to, God of to go
Tie up you, tie up you, tie up you tongue
Head ago, head ago, head ago roll
When she finds out you and her friend lie down