Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine

Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Ready to please
Free from disease
She’s waiting on her knees

It’s not a sin
Titanium skin
Just take her for a spin

Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine

Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Nice piece of kit
Electronic clit
Just sit down for a fit

Ready to trip
A guarantee hit
She’s all you ever wished

Black velveteen don’t give a damn she’ll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen’s cat smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
She’s ready to

Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine

Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Black velveteen don’t give a damn she’ll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen’s cat smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Oh yes she’s ready to

Black velveteen don’t give a damn she’ll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen’s cat smells like strawberry kittens
Oh Yeah
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Oh yes she’s ready to

Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine

Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine

Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream