Ooooh yeahBaby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomatoBaby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potatoBaby, baby, baby, won’t you pluck my grapesWon’t you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?I’m your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melonsBaby, baby, baby, can’t you see […]

[J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!"[Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board][J.N.:] "Can opener!"[Big splash][Jimmy:] "Man, that one was huge."[J.N.:] "You go." [While running towards pool][Jimmy:] "Ahhhh, jacknife!" [Jumps in and small splash][Tracy:] "That was a dud, Jimmy."[Jimmy:] "Shutup, Tracy."[Tracy:] "You shutup." [Door opens, […]

[Adam:] You don’t mind that I think everybody’s a robot and all my conversations are being recorded[Lisa:] And you don’t mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)[Adam:] And you don’t care that I collect dead […]

[Arsenio (Chris Rock):]Now don’t leave us hanging with just that. [JP:]Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing] [JP:]Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs, we also do our own choreography. [JP:]Girl, I can’t stop thinking of you girl,Y-O-U, spells […]

HeyWhy’d you wake me from my nap?I’m not in the moodTo play your gamesOr sit on your lap YouWhere’s my Yankees drinking glass?I want some juiceAnd I want it nowSo you better move your assAnd feel bad for me‘Cuz I’m just getting over a cold I’m four years old!I’m four years old!I’m four years old!Somebody […]