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I met this girl last night with a peculiar cackleI laid the bait and then she took the tackleHad too much to drink at the Red LobsterNow the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopterI never met a girl that was too finickyIf the press has their way then they’re going to […]

Now here we go dropping science dropping it all overLike bumping around the town like when you’re driving a Range RoverExpanding the horizons and expanding the parametersExpanding the rhymes of sucker M.C. amateursNaugels, Isaac Newton Scientific E.Z.Ben Franklin with the kite getting over with the keyRock shocking the mic as many times times the times […]