[Intro:][Tuning Tv][Eminem Snortin Crack] [Tv Presenter:]Hello boys and girlsToday we’re gonna talk about father and daughter relationshipsDo you have a daddy?I’ll bet you do[Door opens]who’s your daddy? [Hailie:]Daddy, what’re you doing? Beat starts [Eminem:]Haha [Eminem & Hailie:]Ok then! everybody, listen up! [Eminem:]I’m goin to hell, who’s comin’ with me? [Hailie:]Somebody, please help him![giggle]i think my […]
[Intro:]People! [Echos]Get ready!It feels so good to be back!Ladies and gentlemanIntroducing the new meI’mproved youthNo fool [Verse #1]Never been too type to bend or budgeThe wrong button to push, no friend, of bushI’m the centerpiece, you’re a mortice, i’m a pitbull off his leashAll this peace talk can ceaseAll these people i had to leave […]
[Eminem]You know I just don’t get itLast year I was nobodyThis year I’m sellin recordsNow everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethinHeh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars?Get the fuck out of hereChorus One: EminemYou see I’m, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)I’m just a regular guy,I don’t know why […]
[Women Singing:]Ain’t no one special, special like you (4X)I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (4X) [Verse 1: Eminem]I’m reminiscing on your tenderness and the snuggling and teasingMissing what I remember, kissing and hugging and squeezingBugging and weezing, I’m having trouble when breathingIt’s even tougher when sleepingBut there’s a […]
ft. Eye-Kyu [Eye-Kyu:] Check it out, [Eminem:] Hey Kyu! [Eye-Kyu:][Chorus:]It’s a broke day but everything is ok (It’s ok)I’m up all night, but everything is alright (It’s alright)It’s a rough week, and I don’t get enough sleep (I can’t sleep)It’s a long year pretending I belong here (Belong here)It’s a broke day but everything is […]
Chorus: Repeat 2X I dont know why this world keep turningRound and RoundBut I wish it would stop, and let me off right now Yes manAs the World TurnsWe all experience things in lifeTrials and TribulationsThat we all must go throughWhen someone wants to test usWhen someone tries our patience [Eminem]I hang with a bunch […]
[Eminem]Aww look at daddy’s baby girlThat’s daddy babyLittle sleepy headYesterday I changed your diaperWiped you and powdered you.How did you get so big?Can’t believe it now your twoBaby you’re so preciousDaddy’s so proud of youSit down bitchIf you move again I’ll beat the shit out of you[Eminem](Eminem as Kim)(Okay)Don’t make me wake this babyShe don’t […]
[Eminem]Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirlSold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"(I’m Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name’s hotAnd shoot me […]
[Doctor] Scalpel[Nurse] Here[Doctor] Sponge[Nurse] Here[Doctor] Wait.. he’s convulsing, he’s convulsing![Nurse] Ah![Doctor] We’re gonna have to shock him![Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God![Doctor] We’re gonna have to shock him![Nurse] Oh my God! [Eminem]These are the results of a thousand electric voltsA neck with bolts, "Nurse we’re losin him, check the pulse!"A kid who refused to respect […]
Psst… hey, listen! Lalalalala! I love my job. Whoo! Makes me feel like Superman!Can you fly? I can. Wanna see? [Chorus] I’m only entertaining you My goal is to stimulate, making you high And take you and I To a place you can’t see But I believe you can fly I don’t mean nobody harm, […]