If I Had…

Life.. by Marshall MathersWhat is life?Life is like a big obstacleput in front of your optical to slow you downAnd everytime you think you gotten past itit’s gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn groundWhat are friends?Friends are people that you think are your friendsBut they really your enemies, with secret indentitiesand […]


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Soldier

I’m a soldierI’m a soldierDa da da da da dadaI’m a soldierI’m a soldierYo [Verse #1]Never was a thug, just infatuated with gunsNever was a gangster, until I graduated into oneAnd got the rep of a villian, for weapon consealin’Took the image of a thug kept shit appealingWill it stick out my neck with respect […]


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Jealousy Woes II

Men singing:Jealous! (8X) [Girls voice: (Talking over the singing)]Jealous!?! What he mean jealous, know what I’m saying?He just mad cause he got with some ugly hoes, know what I’m saying?Girls don’t buy him no clothes, He bought that ho some clothes!!He don’t buy me no clothes, Nigga ain’t got no money, no vibe, no dickI […]


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Cum On Everybody

[Dina] Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit[Em] Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um… twelve(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)[Em] This is my dance song (Outsidaz) Can you hear me?(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)[Em] Aight, ay turn my headphones up(bust it bust it) [Eminem]My favoite color is red, like the blood shedfrom Kurt Cobain’s head, when he shot himself […]


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My name is

Chorus: repeat 2X Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)My name is.. {scratches} Slim ShadyHi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady Ahem.. excuse me!Can I have the attention of the class for one second? [Eminem]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)Wanna see me stick […]


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I’m Back

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 4X) That’s why they call me Slim Shady (I’m Back) I’m Back (I’m Back) [SLIM SHADY!] I’m Back [Eminem] I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine You better get rid of that nine it ain’t gonna help What good’s it […]


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Role Model

OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer thisIf you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for CanibusI strangled you to death then I choked […]


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3 Verses

I’m the illest rapper to hold a cordlessPatrolling cornersLooking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quartersI’m meaner in actionThan Rosco beating James Tarteenyer (?)And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachmentsI grew up in the wild hoodAs a hazardous youthWith a fucked up childhoodThat I used as an excuseAnd aint […]


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“313”

[Eye-Kyu:] Now what you know about a sweet MC, from the 313None of these skills you bout to see come freeSo you wanna be a sweet MC, you gotta become meIf you ever wanna be one see [Eminem:] Man what you know about a sweet MC, in the 313None of these skills you bout to […]


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’97 Bonnie and Clyde

Just the two of us.. (8X) [Eminem]Baby your da-da loves you (hey)And I’ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happensYou’re all I got in this worldI would never give you up for nothinNobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from meI love you C’mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beachGrab […]


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