Da Ballers

ft. Jermaine Dupri [Master P (Jermaine Dupri)]Say brah.. Bitch you better come on in!J.D. Whassup?Where you at? Huh, I’m right here nigga(Y’all niggaz done fucked up now!Y’all done let the two richest niggaz in the South get together)Haha check it out It’s over!! J got the shorties and uhh (P came to party and uhh)We […]


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Step to Dis

[D.I.G.]Whassup man?I think you need to back up off me brahCause right now, I’m not feelin too goodAnd I have a attitude problemYou might push that button to strike that nerveSo you need to just go ‘head on and back up [Master P]WHICH ONE OF YOU WENCHES SCRATCHED MY 600??! Y’all don’t wanna step to […]


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Crazy Bout Ya

ft. Mercedes, Ms. Peaches [Master P (Mercedes) talking:] Mercedes Mercedes I’m home booLook what I got for you baby(Look get this up out of my face I told you I don’t want anything to do with your dirty money)What?(I’m telling you, you need to change your life)Man you trippin on me? and I’m out here […]


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Say Brah

ft. Mac [Master P talking:] Say Brah, I got to say wassup to all the soldiers and soldierettes and to this district system free Soulja Slimcause they jocking our style ya heard me? [Chorus: Mac (Master P)] Say Brah (No Limit)Say Brah (No Limit)Will you please get up out they way brah? (No Limit) Say […]


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Commercial (Young Guns)

ft. Young Guns [Master P]Yo Los, take us to a commercialWhile we stop to get highy’all check out the Young Guns, ya heard me? Check this out..If you have four ounces and you fronted your boy twoand he gave a half to his boyand the police raided the spot then he flushed one and a […]


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Pass Me Da Green

This is a ghetto public announcement (weed smokers)Roll your blunts tightAnd light your jointsInhale…slowly exhaleAnd that’s how you get high.(clip from Friday)I know you don’t smoke weed… I know thisBut I’m gonna get you high todayCause it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to doPass me da green, I need […]


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Return of Da Don

ft. Silkk the Shocker [Silkk does his impersonation of Al Pacino’s "Scarface"]It’s oahkay mayn! Yeh it’s oahkay (it’s oahkay mayn)They don’t wanna see you retire mayn (uh-ahh)Why dey wanna fuck witchu? Why do they wanna fuck witchu?We don’t bother nobody (nobody mayn)We don’t bother nobody (nobody) unless somebody bother usThey wanna bring it now? (They […]


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Make Em’ Say Uhh!

*dialtone, touch tone buttons being pushed, phone rings twice* No Limit Studios, whassup? Who dis is? Who dis is?Nigga, this Rappin 4-Tay, who is this? Oh dis PP?! *said with disbelief* Yeah dis P!P?! (Yeah) Well if this P lemme hear ya say ungggggggggggh UngnGNGYAHAHgngnnghh *voice cracking*This ain’t no motherfuckin P! Man, hang the phone […]


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Captain Kirk

Intro: [Master P] Are you ready to boldly go, where no family has gone before?The Ghetto Enterprise has landed.Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,Captain Kirk, has arrived.Women, if you’re lucky, Captain Kirk will save you,and beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame youare lookin’ for. I mean the next generation, ya’ heard me?Are […]


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