Sexy Mexican Maid

hair so smooth, black as coalaw baby the way you swayyou wear the dress so very blue that you take my blues awayshe comes and goes that i knowshe cums at least once a dayi can’t resist i kiss you lips [sic]you’re my sexy mexican maid my angel girl she sings to mebaby tell me […]


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Don’t Forget Me

I’m an ocean in your bedroom Make you feel warm Make you want to re-assume Now we know it all for sure I’m a dance hall dirty breakbeat Make the snow fall Up from underneath your feet Not alone, I’ll be there Tell me when you want to go I’m a meth lab first rehab […]


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Punk Rock Classic

i’m a radio joe of the biz called showi’m a rockin popstar with a get up and gorubbin’ elbows with the big wigs at my sold out showsi’ve been on every cover even rolling stone put us on mtvall we really needbegging on our kneesplease, please, please, please, please conforming to the norm straight out […]


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Subterranean Homesick Blues

Johnny’s in the basement mixing up the medicineI’m on the pavement thinking about the govermentthe man in the trench coat, badge out, laid off,says he’s got a bad cough: wants to get it paid off God knows when but you’re doin’ it again!you better duck down the alleyway lookin’for a new friendthe man in the […]


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Sex Rap

Time to swing a little melodyTo make you all feel something sexuallyAnd now we’re gonna get it on in the grooveThe groove that makes those smooth hips moveWe are pumpin’ that drivin’ bad rythmTo make those pretty little pussy lips schismKissum kissum kissum In the mind is one designTo make you feel fineSuckin’ on mine […]


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Coffee Shop

I am just a lousy bumSearching for the unknown crumbThe crumb the crumbSomething or someone to comeCome along ILLUMINATE my lustCombustConfucius might have been confusedAnd Buddha might have blown a fuseI ooze the muse Meet me at the coffee shopWe can dance like Iggy PopAnother go in the parking lotFrewak the cheek on your hot […]


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Pea

I’m a little peaI love the sky and the treesI’m a teeny tiny little antChecking out this and thatI am nothingSo you have nothing to hideAnd I’m a pacifistSo I can fuck your shit up Oh yea I’m small Fuck you assholeYou homophobic redneck dickYou’re big and tough and machoYou can kick my assSo fucking […]


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Fight Like a Brave

All you slingers and fiendshide behind your rocksput down your guardI’m not here to boxthis is no showdownso throw down your gunsyou see it doesn’t matterwhere you come fromyou could be from park aveor from a park benchyou could be a politicanor a bitchy princessbut if you’re lookin’ for a fistand you’re lookin’ to uniteput […]


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