Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we’re back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn’t understand. It doesn’t matter, now we’re back together again. A-la la la la la. Couldn’t split up Kato and Nash. (that’s true)Couldn’t split up Tango and Cash. That’s also true! This is our song of exultant joy because We only came to […]

[Dave Grohl (spoken):] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6! [sung] It doesn’t matter if it is good, It only matters if it rocks. The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off. There’s no such thing as a rock prodigy, ‘Cause rock ‘n roll is bogus, right KG? (right!)Only thing that really […]

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We’re talkin’ fuckin’ Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin’ free Tenaciously, Skinny-dippin’ in a sea of Lee, I’d propose on bended knee To […]

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it’s time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It’s time to pass the torch, You’re too old to rock, no more rockin’ for you. We’re takin’ you to a home, […]

All you people up there in City Hall, You’re fuckin’ it up for the people that’s in the streets. This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall. All you motherfuckers in the streets it’s time to rise up, Come along children and fuckin’ rise! Lots of times when […]

This is a songfor the ladiesbut fellas… listen closely You don’t have to fuck her hardin fact sometimes that’s not right to do..Sometimes u got to make some loveand fuckin give her some smooches too..Sometimes you got to squeeze..Sometiems you got to say "Please"..Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,""I’m gonna fuck you.. softly""I’m gonna screw you […]

Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee, What’s the name of the song, Explosivo! Don’t know what it’s about, But it’s good to go. What’s the name of my girlfriend I don’t know, But she’s built like the shit […]

spoken] [KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin’ write something new. C’mon. [strums] [JB:] I don’t like that. So far ba–, off to a bad start. [strums again] [JB:] Better, closer, warmer. [strums again] [JB:] That’s it. Okay. [sung] I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheese is warm. […]

Friendship is rare, Do you know what I’m sayin’ to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don’t really care. It’s rare to me, can’t you see? It’s rare to me, can’t you see? Oh shit there’s a bear, Could you hand me that shotgun buddy, Also that […]

[spoken] Damn, a hard day’s rockin’. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m’toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who’s this? How’s it goin’? [sung] That’s the first thin’ I say to you. How’s it goin’? Are you flowin’? […]