Sad Professor

If we’re talking about love Then I have to tell you Dear readers, I’m not sure where I’m headed. I’ve gotten lost before. I’ve woke up stone drunk Face down in the floor. Late afternoon, the house is hot. I started, I jumped up. Everyone hates a bore. Everybody hates a drunk. This may be […]


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Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go,Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells […]


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I'm Your Man

Call me goodCall me badCall me anything you want to babyBut I know that you’re sadAnd I know I’ll make you happyWith the one thing that you never had Baby, I’m your man (don’t you know that?)Baby, I’m your manYou bet!If you’re gonna do it, do it right – right?Do it with me So good…You’re […]


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Road To Alaska

I’m on the road to Alaska ,nowhere near Nebraska,but I’m sure if I asked her she’ll know.I ain’t got no Honey, I’m so short of money.I really really wanna go home.I dialed Oklahoma, made attempts to phone her,gave up when I got no reply. I’m on the road to Alaska, nowhere near Nebraska,but I’m sure […]


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Deeper

Verse 1:Yeah so it all comes down to this (what?)Specialist with a hit listRight fist bomb type M.G.M. fight night type (ding ding)So when I hits in the stage we can Face OffWatch me rattle your Nicholas CageBring heat in ridiculous ways never compromiseLook into my eyes tell me what you see (what?)Victory ecstasy maybe […]


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Danger Zone

New York is a real cool town society really brings me down our playground is a pharmacy kids find trouble so easily other countries are just as bad the Soviets really make me mad on the boulevard where the police hide let’s steal a car for a joyride they say you’re just an awkward kid […]


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Iko Iko

My grandma and your grandmaWere sittin’ by the fire.My grandma told your grandma"I’m gonna set your flag on fire" [Chorus:]Hey now! Hey now!Iko, Iko, undayJockamo feeno ai nan?Jockamo fee nan? Look at my king all dressed in red Iko, Iko, unday.I betcha five dollars he’ll kill you deadJockamo fee nan?[Chours] My flag boy and your […]


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Regression

Hypnotherapist:"Close your eyes and begin to relax.Take a deep breath, and let it out slowly.Concentrate on your breathing.With each breath you become more relaxed.I’magine a brilliant white light above you,focusing on this light as it flows through your body.Allow yourself to drift off as you fall deeper and deeper into a more relaxed state of […]


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Assassination Day

ft. RZA,Raekwon,Inspectah Deck,Masta Killa [Raekwon:] What? Hey yo! [Intro: (from the motion picture "The Usual Suspects")] There’s no coke!What?You heard me you dumb fuck, there’s no coke!What the fuck do you mean, there’s no coke?I’ve been up and down this ship. I’ve been in every fuckin room!There’s gotta be coke!There is nothing! NOTHING! Huh, uh, […]


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Cry To Me

When your baby leaves you all alone And nobody call you on the phone Doncha feel like crying Doncha feel like crying like crying like crying C’mon baby, cry to me When you’re all alone in your lonely room And there’s nothing but the smell of her perfume Doncha feel like crying Doncha feel like […]


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