[Eminem]Aww look at daddy’s baby girlThat’s daddy babyLittle sleepy headYesterday I changed your diaperWiped you and powdered you.How did you get so big?Can’t believe it now your twoBaby you’re so preciousDaddy’s so proud of youSit down bitchIf you move again I’ll beat the shit out of you[Eminem](Eminem as Kim)(Okay)Don’t make me wake this babyShe don’t […]
I ain’t got no fun todayIt’s just like yesterday, oh yeahOnly different shades of greyI’m bored right out of my skullI’d have to get high just to be dullI’m institutionalMy TV screen spins around and aroundAnd around and around I need a sideshowSome kinda creepshowThey ran the circus out of townBut the ring master said […]
Lord what’s the matter Am I lost This life’s a disaster, what is the cause Am I a junkie, what is my fate Or am I a flunkie who doesn’t relate Or am I a child so full of hate Am I a doctor or even a priest Or am I a rapist who needs […]
Behold a jocund morn indeed! –Sun on high – birds in sky.Yonder the whist firth eathing,Fro where a gale erranteth. Ye beholdest but the shadow. That is a lie!Mayhap a tithe of trothplight – Lief I am not!I deem – e’er and anon! My words are but a twist.Tis a feigned lie through loathing,I say!To […]
Hell yeahCheck it check it check, check checkYo, when it come to sex advice, I’m the one to callif you a virgin with blue balls or you tear down wallsNot Dr. Ruth, call me Dr. KnockbootPimped out hats, rock fashionable suitsA class for the youth, Sex Ed for your headThe do’s and don’ts, that should […]
(Hallelu-Jah!)(Hallelu-Jah!) Love to see when ya move in the rhythm;I love to see, when you’re dancin’ from within!It gives great joy to feel such sweet togetherness,Everyone doin’ and they’re doing their bestHuh, it remind I of the days in Jericho,When we troddin’ down Jericho walls:These are the days when we’ll trod t’rough Babylon, (na-na, na-na)Gonna […]
Oh look outShe came in through the bathroom window,Protected by a silver spoonBut now she sucks her thumb and wondersBy the banks of her own lagoonDidn’t anybody tell herDidn’t anybody seeSundays on the phone to MondayTuesdays on the phone to me.She said she’d always been a dancerShe worked at fifteen clubs a dayAnd though she […]
I saw a little kidas he walked aroundHe picked a candy bar upoff the groundHe chowed about a half whenhis face turned blueTurned out that candy barwas doggy doo WhoaDon’t pick it up i sayWhoaUnless you can throw it awayWhoaDon’t pick it up I sayYou’re gonna be bummed that you went that way You’re out […]
Easy come and easy go for me that was the fun It was something that I didn’t think was so bad Now I’m lookin’ out my window but I don’t know where I am And I’ve given up trying to understand what I can’t I don’t have any illusions anymore And I’ve done all that […]
Twilight in the sculpture gardenWhen we walk around the placeLook upon the beautiful secretsThat all the artists’ made. How fast the light has fadedAnd we still wanna stayTurn down the noise in the cityThe dark downtown parade. At night they turn the water on around the artworksIn the garden, In the garden. Midnight in the […]