I have a story
A bitter Anthem
For everyone to hear
About this kid who just don’t like me
And that’s a solid fact
They say he’s hunting me
And as you see I’m all swelled up with fear
‘Cuz I can’t get him off my back

If you see Jordan
He makes me sick
High school’s over
And you still won’t quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler’s beach
And man I think that’s great
You nearly cried and said to yell at me
Like you do at all the girls
Then you drove home real quick
Did you make it in time to masturbate?
There’s one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan
He makes me sick
High school’s over
And you still won’t quit

You say it’s chivarly
But it’s jealousy that lead us to this song
Won’t play it often
Just at least until you’re gone
You’ll stop at nothing but the real thing
And everything up to that’s pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan
He makes me sick
High school’s over
And you still won’t quit

Fuck you Jordan
You make me sick
High school’s over
I don’t care if you dye your hair
You’ll always be a little red head bitch