Intro: Bartender and J-Ro Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol!At two, you’re through! {J-Ro} Ay bartendah! Bartender!{Bart} Yo whassup man?{J-Ro} Ay man, man let me get a… rummmmm an coke{Bart} Yo man don’t you think you had a little bit too much to drink?{J-Ro} Ay just let me get one more man{Bart} […]
Continue ReadingSlob On My Knob
slob on my knoblike corn on the cobcheck in with meand do your joblay on the bedand give me headdont have to ask dont have to begjuicy is my namesex is my gamelets call the boyslets run a trainsqueeze on my nutslick on my buttthe natural curly hairplease dont touchfirst find a matesecond find a […]
Continue ReadingDrunk By Myself
Uhh,Uhh, Where am I going?Where am I? Yo, it’s ill [Verse 1] Yo my wife’s tired of fucking meLife tries ducking meLuckily I find ’em just at the right timeMack in my right arm, Tequila bottle in My left arm like CristianWatching my life go, keeping myself inWolves in the night yo, hells menTwo revolvers […]
Continue ReadingKick Your Game
I’ve been watching Come on baby let me kick a little with youBaby, baby let me kick a little game with you(repeat again) I’ve been watching you watching meAnd I know you want itCome on let me kick a little game with you Laying against the wall checkin’ out the sceneryAll I see is everybody […]
Continue ReadingShriner’s Park
I wonder what your doingin the night out thereis a sad summer breath tangled in your haircan you hear the lonely enginesscreaming through the townthere’s no where to runwhen the darkness comes down is there a song inside of youthat you tried to forgetlike your fake id and your mom’s cigarettesdoes it take you backis […]
Continue ReadingA Foggy Day
I was a stranger in the cityOut of town were the people I knewI had that feeling of self-pityWhat to do, what to do, what to doThe outlook was decidedly blue But as I walked through the foggy streets aloneIt turned out to be the luckiest day I’ve known A foggy day, in London townHad […]
Continue ReadingDown for the Count
[Rah Digga]Yeh, check it out now (uhh uhh uhh)Rah Digga y’all, Dirty Harriet (uhh!)Kweli, Xzibit, new millenium! (C’mon, check it) [all] One, two, three, four[Rah] Grimy bitch stomp the bogey outside your front door (yeah)Puffin on Goodie, eatin tuna and ryeBlow the spot with some old school shit from junior high (HEYYY!)[all] One, two, three, […]
Continue ReadingJoker’s Wild
[crowd]Heeeyyyyyy! Welcome to another exciting episode of Daray’s #1 game show: The Joker’s Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight’s contestants. HA HAHA Hey, mudda fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this bitch! We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck. So step the fuck up and play […]
Continue ReadingShake Your Bootie Cutie
Hello Daddy BabyHello Sexy Mama [Verse 1]Come on, bring your BAD self down hereI wanna see you do your thingCome on, come onShake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shakeParty time [Verse 2]You walk the walk, you talk the talkWe met by chanceConversation’s fineBut I haven’t got the timeCoffee and small talk is the last thing […]
Continue ReadingDon’t Go Home With Your Hard-on
I was born in a beauty salonMy father was a dresser of hairMy mother was a girl you could call onWhen you called she was always there. When you called she was always thereWhen you called she was always thereWhen you called she was always thereWhen you called she was always there. Ah but don’t […]
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