WASH WITH NEW SOAP BEHIND THE COLLAR
KEEPS A CLEAN MENTAL STATE
DON’T USUALLY BOTHER IN COLD WEATHER
BUT STILL I’M GETTING INTO WORK LATE
AND I DON’T NEED THE PRACTISE

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I’VE BEEN MAKING PLANS (FOR THE FUTURE)
BECOME AN UNCONCIOUS MAN (ALL FOR THE GOOD)
FEEL SO UNECESSARY (WE DON’T THINK SO, YOU SEEM STARSHAPED)

I HAVE A COUPLE AT THE WEEKEND
HELPS KEEP UP COMARADERIE
AND MY MIND BOGGLES IN THE MUDDLE
AT THE POSSIBILITIES
AND I DON"T NEED ANY PRACTISE

[CHORUS]

WASH WITH NEW SOAP BEHIND THE COLLAR
HELPS KEEP DOWN THE LAUNDRY
AND NOW I BOTHER IN COLD WEATHER
BECAUSE IT CLEANS ME MENTALLY